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November 21 2010

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I’d fujck him.

I’d fujck him.

(via aclockworkmadness)

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This is such agreat piixcture. but I’m so confused.

This is such agreat piixcture. but I’m so confused.

(Source: vintagology, via oiwatchitearthgirl)

November 14 2010

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(Source: i-want-be-lov3d-by-you)

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utterinsanity: hahaah that is what’s up

utterinsanity:

hahaah that is what’s up

(Source: abscidium)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

To honor all those who fell in the 4chan apocalypse.

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thedailywhat: Multipurpose Pillow of the Day: The Pillow Remote Control from Brookstone. The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference—it’s also a remote control. Never again will you have to ask, “where’s the remote?” And you’ll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion— with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control! Among other questions you will never again have to ask: “Why am I not getting laid?” The answer will be patently obvious. [theawesomer.]

thedailywhat:

Multipurpose Pillow of the Day: The Pillow Remote Control from Brookstone.

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference—it’s also a remote control. Never again will you have to ask, “where’s the remote?” And you’ll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion— with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control!

Among other questions you will never again have to ask: “Why am I not getting laid?”

The answer will be patently obvious.

[theawesomer.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

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aclockworkmadness:

meganamhman:

that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster:

tapdancing-spiders:

theheirofslytherin:

-invinciblesummer:

rockinrobyn077:

paula-deen:

-retracemysteps:

beelwithit:

re-hymenated:

If tumblr goes down, I want you all to sing this song and remember.

*overly dramatic sniffle*

oh my god.

 fanning tears oh my god

For lizz

i can’t i can’t

breathing is not possible right now

oh my god.

Oh my fucking god

sweet baby jesus i am actually wiping tears away oh god

D: Oh god I actually fucking teared up!!

Legit tears. WE MUST FIGHT BACK!

 ;_;

(Source: c0nsulting-detective)

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kivik: astateofemergency: justmycupofteaa: sweetpealove: Minus the fact that we’re all gay…. ^ Lmfao ^ ^ omg

kivik:

astateofemergency:

justmycupofteaa:

sweetpealove:

Minus the fact that we’re all gay….

^ Lmfao

^

^ omg

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